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(New Year Rally Brecon)


BRECON was the venue for our new year meet,

we tough hardy ralliers were in for a treat.

The weather was kind, the rugby club neat,

our members were happy though our numbers petite.

I have to say we're an eclectic bunch

and only 5 vans when it came to THE CRUNCH.

Never mind!, we were the BOLD or should i say OLD

and this is how our story unfolds......


Twas THE EVE of NEW YEAR when we gathered together

at THE RUGBY PAVILLION undeterred by the weather.

RAMBO attended wielding his gun, his haircut was frightful and his chest came undone.

He machined gunned a SCARECROW as it came through the door,

missed the poor blighter but a Crow hit the floor.

He captured a PIRATE with a Parrot that swore, his language so bad that we showed him the door.

Next AN EMPEROR PENGUIN waddled in from the cold, he hardly looked REGAL, he looked full of Mould.

His poor feet were frozen after marching so far, we offered him whiskey, propped him up at the bar.

THE MOD-MARY QUANT came from Abergavenny, with Hairy legs and Short Skirt she TRAUMATISED many.

Next A TWEENIE arrived but unsure of gender, we labelled THAT HYBRID (Return to Sender).

THE STRICTLY COME DANCING couple named Jan and Den were just SIMPLY MARVELLOUS DARLING,

We gave them a (TEN)!!

Last but not least THE BLUES BROTHERS from TON, tried their utmost to sing but their MOJO had gone.

You're BEREFT of your RHYTHYM, MIKE said to ROSE,

YES! I left it at home with my Tight Pantihose!!


So TEN RESPONSIBLE ADULTS all in thier PRIME, came together to enjoy a little PANTOMIME.

We toasted in THE NEW YEAR and GOOD HEALTH to us all,

BRECON was CHAMPION after all!!


 
RALLY CHANGES

Wyre Piddle Pershore rally extented to the 30th April

Rooklands Porthcawl rally now starts on 1st May